Apparently, the latest delicacy in NY is a cheese made with breast milk. Yes, human breast milk.
So it got me thinking. What would possess someone to make cheese out of his wife’s breast milk?
I breastfed my three kids and it was awesome for both me and my kids. However, I think having someone else’s breast milk is kind of strange.
If you’ve never tasted breast milk, it kind of tastes like sugar water. Nothing too exciting, as far as I could tell. Now, my hubby thought is tasted like heaven.
I think that it’s only because they came out of my boobs and anything to do with boobs is phenomenal to him. I could have had hot sauce mixed with ice-cream in there and he probably would have enjoyed it.
Once in a while, he would enjoy getting some milk during sex. But usually I just couldn’t do it.
It was too weird to go from a little baby head, so innocently suckling for nourishment to my hubby’s big head and scruffy face stealing all of the babies milk.
Brandon didn’t get why my boobs were mostly off limits during sex. They had been such an integral part of our love life.
I tried to make the comparison of what if he had to feed the babies with his penis. There would be no way he’d be into having me suck him after feeding a baby that way.
He made a face like he had been kicked in the balls and then said, “It’s so not the same thing, but anyway, I would never turn down a blow job.”
It figures.
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If liking my wife’s breast milk makes me a freak… I am happy to fly my freak flag.
The kids were just renting them from me, and I think it was totally erotic when she was lactating.
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