Fellatio, giving head, sucking dick, going down, sucking off… are just some of the many names for a blow job.
Some guys like sex on the bottom, Missionary, doggie, anal, in a closet.
But, I have never met a guy who didn’t absolutely love getting a blow job.
I can’t speak to why it feels so good, being a woman and all. However, I have been giving head for many, many years.
When I was in 6th grade, I had my first boyfriend. His name was Jay and he taught me how to kiss. When we broke up, he would make fun of me in my middle school cafeteria and call me, “Lover Lips”.
I wanted to cry every time he called me that. See, I had and have very big lips. Not ridiculously large, but full luscious lips. The kind that look great on a woman, but crazy on a 12 year old girl with feathered hair.
The kind that people pay to get, think what Lisa Rinna was trying to achieve.
So, now my lips are one of my best assets. Yes, I have DSL (Dick Sucking Lips) and I love to use them.
My only qualm about BJ’s is that I can never fit the whole thing in. Brandon must think I have magic powers or he has a very short term memory because he asks me to try and fit the whole thing in every time we are in bed.
Unless he gets a dick shrinking machine, then it’s just not going to happen.
Although giving a blow job can be quite the job, I actually enjoy it. When else can I do something that is completely and unselfishly giving pleasure to my husband?
Ok, I have a confession. I get totally turned on while giving head. I mean, panties all tied up in a knot, turned on.
So, I guess I lied. BJ’s are not entirely altruistic on my part.
My friend Matt actually has a dog named “Balls”. No joke. They named him that because he was constantly, well, um… licking his balls.
Got me thinking that it is a good thing that men cannot give themselves blow jobs.
If they could, men would never leave the house and I am pretty sure society would end as we know it.
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Actually there are whole groups of men who don’t like to get blow jobs. In fact there is even a clinical phobia of receiving one. Sure it’s a pretty rare phobia in contrast to the general population but it certainly does exist.
I couldn’t find anything about this “phobia”, outside of a reference in Urban Dictionary, which isn’t quite a scientific journal: http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Dome-O-Phobia
If you want to fit him all in you need to relax your throat and let it slide in. Try practicing with a banana, slowly put more and more of the banana in your mouth until the whole thing is in there and some of it is down your throat. That’s what your husband wants. With a bit of practice you’ll be able to achieve the desired result
Did you learn with bananas?
If you REALLY enjoy it and you WANT to be able to fit the whole thing in, turn it into a game. Let him know you want to keep trying a little bit at a time. You’ll probably get better and he’s NOT gonna complain letting you get your practice.
After reading your story, you HAVE to send me a pic of yourself. PLEASE!!!!
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